Gorgeous & Gory 2013 Calendar: the future never looked so good !

Matt Boiselle

     As we sit on the brink of the impending apocalypse (thanks to the Mayans) - we as a collective group are surely focusing on what we must do in order to prepare for survival. Weapons, food, first aid & shelter are certainly all a given, but what if you need to keep track of the days AFTER the end of the world, and don't mind looking at some beautiful (and dead) women while we do it ?

    Gorgeous & Gory, lead by the talented Dead Flesh columnist Jessica Rajs, designer Sean White & complimented by a team of special -effects makeup artists, present to all of us their 2013 calendar which not only spotlights 13 bodacious beauties........post-mortem....but adds to the scenic mind-melt by turning these date-fillers into ZOMBIE MERMAIDS !!! ( look out Ariel, these chicks aren't Disney-friendly !) Each full -color picture is graphically stunning, and with a full 11''x22'' layout when opened up, you have more than enough room to fill in your important appointments in the ample-sized date-boxes.

  These eye-catchers are currently available for sale at www.gorgeousandgory.com  - so head on over and pick one up for yourself, and grab a few more for X-mas gifts.....look at it this way.... if the apocalypse doesn't turn out being on the date as advertised, your gonna need a killer calendar to get you through 2013, so why not revel in the heart-stopping beauty of some zombie mermaids ?? HAPPY HOLIDAYS !!

   

Zombienite!!

Todd Jepperson

I don't know what you guys do in your free time, but I often find myself running through images in the great WWW to lighten my day. Back in 2010, Taio Cruz released a song called Dynamite that was apparently pretty catchy. I can't say much about the song, because I've never heard it. What I can tell you, though, is that ever since then, I have come across a whole bunch of images that made no damn sense.

However, a couple of weeks ago I met a man who changed all of that. Enter Wes Nelson and the crew at ZombieniteMusic  and their parody video about a fun-loving zombie who somehow landed a few extra brains to throw around and thought, "what the hell, might as well get a few million of my undead buddies and throw a party!" 

Finally, someone's explaining it to me in a language I can understand. Check out the video below, and drop on in to Facebook and say hi to our new freinds over at Zombienite Music. 

And hey, when you find yourself wandering around the smoking remains of all civilization as a hungry, undead fiend, think back to this moment and remember that the end of the world doesn't have to mean the end of your fun. Throw a brain up in the air and rock your afterlife.  

'Zombie Apocalypse' to air on The Discovery Channel

Matt Boiselle

   If you are one of the countless souls gathered amongst the masses that when mid-December rolls around,
you have been beaten severely around the head and shoulders area with the never-ending glut of holiday-themed programming coming out of your High-Definition happy boxes.

  Tired of The Grinch ? Sick of Charlie Brown wrecking that damned pathetic looking Christmas tree ? Ready to punch Ralphie from A Christmas Story square in his giblets ? Then rejoice my fellow zombie aficionados, because The Discovery Channel has become the latest to jump on the back of the rampaging phenomenon of the living dead and it's impending holocaust.

    'Zombie Apocalypse', airing Tuesday, December 18th will focus on the stories and disaster-preparation scenarios of 4 different people who, in varying ways are readying themselves for what they feel WILL be the end of all things. The main thing to remember here is that with the title plainly expressed, the show itself seems to insinuate that there can be an apocalypse without the dead rising from the graves, and while that certainly seems feasible......it just wouldn't be as fun if there weren't any zombies shambling around....anyone agree ? Oh well, tune into The Discovery Channel on Tuesday, December 18th - airtime is unlisted as of yet, but it's sure to be in the prime-time hours so check it out !