Well, well, well. What would you get if you crossed rabies with influenza? If you guessed rabid pigs, you might be right, but that’s beside the point. If you guessed an airborne virus that causes people to go into a maniacal, homicidal rage that could be transferred by a bite, you think too much about this stuff. Welcome to the Zombie Apocalypse!
In one of my last posts, I made sure you knew the National Geographic Channel was airing a special called “The Truth behind Zombies” this past Saturday night. Here’s a link to the post. If you caught it, you were entertained by the world’s best and brightest Zombie experts as they broke down Haitian Zombie roots and todays modern monsters.
Today, I was notified that Salem News has posted an article to reassure us we could one day wake up to find out that Zombies aren’t just in our dreams anymore. Has anyone seen the movie 28 Days Later?
“Max Mogk, head of the Zombie Research Society, is also interviewed in the National Geographic documentary. Mogk shares this cheery tidbit: "All rabies has to do is go airborne, and you have the rage virus."
So, unless anyone can correct my math: swine flu + rabies = zombies. Make the jump and read about it for yourself.
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