How to Zombie-Proof Your Home : An Illustrated Guide

Matt Boiselle

   There very well could be a valid argument made for the point that if you plan on surviving any type of apocalypse, let alone a zombie one, that one of the MOST essential staples in your (or your family's) gameplan is having a fully functional arsenal-infused stronghold at your disposal. (I mean you don't really think your going to live the rest of your life on the run, do you........well do you?)

   The first step in your zombie-Armageddon gameplan should be to head on over to http://www.geektyrant.com/
and download this infographic guide and stick this sucker to your fridge, bathroom wall or war room (wherever you get your best thinking done.) This little beauty will list all needs as far as the best land mines to install at the furthest distance from your home, right down to sticking some titanium choppers in your favorite dog's mouth so he can chow down on some of those unlucky undead that MAY happen to sneak past your several lines of defense. The guide also list numerous items that are have-to haves in your possession such as the most effective weaponry best suited for all types of long or close-range fighting, which medicines to stock up on, and how to rig your house with explosives should your fortress of solitude become overrun.

    This guide (while created to entertain rather than educate.....or is it ?) is quite the comprehensive tool to be used in the effective outfitting of one's home. So feel free to head on over to the website, or click on the pic to be transported there.....while I try to figure out how to install some titanium teeth in my Pug's mouth.

Spaztastic Zombies: Humor for the Living and the Undead

Matt Boiselle As most of us hardcore zombie-loving fans know you can never be too prepared, and in this mode of preparation, we at some point or another have either purchased or borrowed some sort of manual for our own entertainment or reference enjoyment. It is paramount that we not take ourselves too seriously in the quest to be fully ready in the event of an absolute apocalypse, and for that necessity, I present to you "Spaztastic Zombies: Humor for the Living and the Undead" by Tammy Lee Morris.In this short, well versed guide you are not only given the vital information necessary on how to deal with a zombie infestation in your area, but practical advice on such topics as how to beautify your captured flesh-eater via the correct use of makeup and fashion tips, reasons as to why a zombie could make a good husband ( for those who are lost at the game of love), and most importantly ( or unimportant depending on your level of priority), party tricks and games that you can play with your zombie. Now I know you are thinking " how could this possibly help me ?" Well there is a lot of very useful information in this book as well along the guidelines of the best weapons for defense, knowing how to identify your enemy, and the proper stocking up items for the immediate future ( DON'T forget the toilet paper !!) All in all Tammy Lee Morris tries not to take herself too seriously with this book, and that is a good thing. You can tell that she enjoys her writing and that in this day and age is becoming somewhat of a lost art. If you want a good pocket guide and don't want to break your bank ( and are looking for some entertaining material), I recommend picking this one up. Copies are available at www.createspace.com/3494029